SCENE: Evening storytime.
ACTORS: Adult male. Child male.
Tenor: Come on, let's go poo poo!
Treble: Ok.
Tenor: Sit here on the toilet. Are you comfy?
Treble: Yeth.
Tenor: Ok, go: Unnnnnnngh!
Treble: Unnnnnngh!
Tenor: Did you go poo poo?
Treble: No.
Tenor: OK, just say: Unnnnngh! Drop a deuce!
Treble: Unnnnngh! Drop a dooth!
Tenor: OK, the turtles are pooping! And the elephants are pooping turtles! Everyone's turtling!
Treble: OK! I go pew pew!
Tenor: Good! Did you go poop!
Treble: No.
Tenor: That's OK, if you need to poop, you can poop in your diaper tonight and I will change you. OK?
Treble: OK.
Tenor: I love you, William.
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