Overheard. Regarding pooping.

SCENE: Evening storytime.

ACTORS: Adult male. Child male.

Tenor: Come on, let's go poo poo!

Treble: Ok.

Tenor: Sit here on the toilet. Are you comfy?

Treble: Yeth.

Tenor: Ok, go: Unnnnnnngh!

Treble: Unnnnnngh!

Tenor: Did you go poo poo?

Treble: No.

Tenor: OK, just say: Unnnnngh! Drop a deuce!

Treble: Unnnnngh! Drop a dooth!

Tenor: OK, the turtles are pooping! And the elephants are pooping turtles! Everyone's turtling!

Treble: OK! I go pew pew!

Tenor: Good! Did you go poop!

Treble: No.

Tenor: That's OK, if you need to poop, you can poop in your diaper tonight and I will change you. OK?

Treble: OK.

Tenor: I love you, William.